You better read this!
INT – OBIE WAN’S HOUSE – NIGHT
OBIE WAN sits in a chair in the darkness. His head is in his hands, and he is
brooding like a man who is forlorn. PADME paces into the room, and is startled to
see him.
PADME
Obie Wan, you’re awake too? I couldn’t sleep.
OBIE WAN
This whole situation with Anakin has me very
upset, Padme. I don’t get it why he is being
the way he is being. Did I not train him?
PADME
Nonsense, he is a complicated man.
OBIE WAN
I fear that he is in danger. I fear that...
PADME
That what? What is it that you fear?
OBIE WAN
I fear for you and your child. I do not think
that you should of come here.
PADME
Obie Wan... there was not just one.
OBIE WAN
Of what do you speak of? Just one what?
PADME
There is another child, still inside me. Anakin
did not take well to the first one, so I left the
second one concealed within me.
OBIE WAN
I thought I detected an abnormality in your gait.
We must remove this child at once, for its time to
enter the world has passed once already. Come, the
jedi council can easily arrange such a proceeding.
PADME
I agree with you.
Obie Wan rises and takes her hand, and they put on their cloaks and leave.
INT – JEDI COUNCIL – DAY
PADME and OBIE WAN stand in the middle of the circle of Jedis. They are the same
weird aliens as before. YODA and the BLACK GUY sit next to each other, their faces
stern with contemplation. Padme has her newer child in her arms, swaddled in white
robes.
YODA
This child, Padme. Anakin does not know of it
he does?
PADME
As far as I know, he is unaware.
YODA
Good, this is. For now this way we shall keep it
we will.
OBIE WAN
That is what we thought as well. Master... I have
other disturbing news about Anakin.
YODA
SILENCE! Tell me this news.
OBIE WAN
He called himself Darth Vader when he saw his
child. He said that it was his new name.
BLACK JEDI
Why did you not tell us of this sooner, Obie Wan?
This might turn out to be somehow important.
OBIE WAN
I did not want you to hastily condemn him because
of his new name, or anything. He is still my best
friend.
YODA
Foolish you are. Darth is the name of the Siths,
who as you know are like the Jedis but bad, they
are. And I thought that I was your best friend.
OBIE WAN
Oh... Master Yoda, you certainly are. I only
meant that it should go without saying. But do
you think that Anakin is truly a Sith?
PADME
He had evil in his eyes when he tried to take
the baby. I once loved him but now I love him and
fear him, which is complicated.
(Padme’s face strains; it is complicated)
BLACK GUY
Obie Wan, we have been monitoring Anakin through
Artoo’s eyes since last we met with him. He is back
at his estate on Naboo. His behavior has been erratic.
I suggest that we find a way to draw him out.
YODA
This was going to have been my suggestion have
been.
The Jedis, Anakin, Padme, Yoda, and the Black Jedi all exchange serious and worried
glances with each other.
INT – ANAKIN’S BEDROOM – NIGHT
We see ANAKIN’s sleeping face, his teeth clenched in obvious discomfort. He is in a
dream! But a dream of what? The camera moves ever nearer to his sweating face so we
can go in his head and find out. The scene blurs and we are transported to the
dream...
INT – FOUNDRY
The scene is all wobbly, indicating that it is a dream. Nothing looks clear, but we
can see that Anakin is fighting a dark figure next to a ledge. Anakin’s heel
catches the edge, and we see him flail his arms and fall backward in slow motion
into some really hot looking melted red fluid. It looks like lava but it’s probably
not lava.
Anakin sits bolt upright, awakened from his dream.
ANAKIN
Padme! I...
Anakin’s face darkens as he realizes that she’s gone. His hand moves to the side of
the bed where she would be, but he finds only the hard chassis of THREEPIO, who is
deep in slumber. Anakin lies staring at the ceiling for a moment.
ANAKIN
Threepio... wake up. I am lonely.
Threepio stirs; we hear a whirring as his systems boot.
THREEPIO
Wh... What? Master, I was sleeping.
ANAKIN
Threepio, I had a terrible dream. I fell in some
melted fluid and I probably died. Who knows anymore?
THREEPIO
Master Skywalker, you miss Obie Wan don’t you?
ANAKIN
Silence! Leave this bed! This is not about Obie Wan!
And you shall call me Master Vader now, remember?
THREEPIO
Forgive me Master Vader, but my motor systems are
not fully back to their functions, for I was sleeping.
ANAKIN
We will see about that!
Anakin pushes Threepio out of the bed with his feet and he hits the floor with a
loud clank, which awakens ARTOO, who is perched on a table in the corner. His
lights blink and turn on.
ARTOO
Wheep whoop wheet?
ANAKIN
(SIGHS)
Nothing. Go back to sleep.
EXT – ANAKIN’S HOUSE – DAY
OBIE WAN’s Jedi starship makes a graceful landing on the front porch. Obie Wan hops
out and runs up to the door and bangs on it like he means business, which he does.
THREEPIO answers the door.
THREEPIO
Once again, Obie Wan, I am glad to see you, but
I doubt that Master Vader will share my pleasure.
OBIE WAN
Please do not call him by that name. It is a foul
and corrupted name and all of us guys are trying
to get him to stop it.
THREEPIO
Very well, but I shall still call him that to his
face, because he kicked me out of bed last time.
OBIE WAN
This is disturbing in many ways, my friend. I must
impose upon you to summon your master at once. Tell
him it’s Jar Jar Binks.
THREEPIO
I will do it.
Obie Wan folds his arms and paces, mouthing practice sentences; he is rehearsing
for to see his apprentice once more. Anakin bursts through the door, happier than
he has been in some time.
ANAKIN
Jar Jar, what an unexp...
Anakin stops in his tracks.
ANAKIN
The unmitigated nerve of you, Obie Wan. To come here,
after you have stolen Chappie away from me so cruelly.
OBIE WAN
His name is not Chappie, it is Luke. He will not take
on a cursed name, as you are determined to do. He is
an innocent child.
ANAKIN
Whatever you call him, it takes all of my restraint not
to strike you down. And to drag poor Jar Jar into this...
OBIE WAN
Jar Jar is not actually here.
ANAKIN
You are a liar and a kidnapper and a traitor. I am
ashamed to have once called you master. Where is Jar
Jar?
OBIE WAN
As I told you, he is not actually here, I would
imagine he is back at the Senate... but this is not
Relevant, Anakin. You must come back with me and be
cleansed in the Yoda Pool.
ANAKIN
Silence! I need no cleansing. Besides, the Yoda Pool
is merely a myth... there is no magical cure for the
anger in my blood.
OBIE WAN
I will take you by force if I have to, but I didn’t
want to at all because I like you and we’re supposed
to be friends.
Obie Wan reaches to his belt to grab his lightsaber, but a haymaker from Anakin
lays him flat! Anakin jumps into Obie Wan’s starship and lifts off into the sky.
Obie Wan springs up and tries to jump for the ship, but he falls short.
OBIE WAN
That was terrible.
Threepio emerges from the house.
THREEPIO
What is this commotion, sir? Where is Master Skywalker?
OBIE WAN
I beat him up and then he left.
THREEPIO
Oh dear.
EXT – DEGOBAH – DAY
HAN SOLO sits idly under a knotty tree in the swamp. He is casually throwing sticks
for CHEWBACCA who bounds after them, tongue lolling out and tail wagging.
HAN SOLO
I sure hope that Jedi remembers to come back and get
us. He was supposed to be here hours ago!
Chewbacca, with a stick in his mouth, looks at Han Solo quizzically and wags his
tail. He drops the stick at Han Solo’s feet.
HAN SOLO
I know I shouldn’t be bothering you with my worries.
You have no conception as to what’s going on in this
damn galaxy, do you boy?
CHEWBACCA
Woof!
HAN SOLO
(picks up the stick)
Atta boy. Let’s keep ourselves amused until that Jedi
decides to come back here and get us, okay?
Han Solo throws the stick, and Chewbacca bounds after it. Halfway to his
destination, Chewbacca’s back legs give in beneath him and he falls to the ground,
squealing. Han Solo jumps up and runs over to check on him.
HAN SOLO
What’s the matter, buddy? Oh my goodness... you’re
molting again.
We see a series of montage shots of Han Solo being caring and motherly. He brings
Chewbacca water and bits of rubbish to eat. He pets him. Intercut with his montage
are special effects shots- Chewbacca’s muscles develop. His paws turn to crude
hands. From behind, we see him stand upright.
HAN SOLO
You’re growing up so fast, buddy. I can’t believe it.
Three years old and you’re already an Ewok!
CHEWBACCA
Chippy chirpy!
HAN SOLO
I’d better enjoy these days while you’re still little
enough to cuddle, Chewy. Before I know it you’ll be a
Wookie and then it’ll be all business.
Han Solo tenderly hugs Chewbacca. A tear rolls down his cheek as Chewy purrs and
trills contentedly.
EXT – DOOKU’S HIDEOUT – NIGHT
Obie Wan’s Jedi Starship touches down in front of Doku’s Fortress. Anakin leaps
out, clearly enraged. DARTH CARNAGE walks from the shadows to greet him.
DARTH CARNAGE
The young prodigy has arrived. Doku will be pleased
To see you, Vader.
ANAKIN
Save your flattery for someone that it works on, Darth
Carnage. Since I am the new Darth, you are nothing more
than a third wheel.
DARTH CARNAGE
We shall see, Jedi. You have not yet proved yourself.
ANAKIN
Show me to Dooku.
DARTH CARNAGE
As you wish.
INT – DOOKU’S HIDEOUT
Anakin enters. He hesitates, then bows to DOOKU. DOOKU rises from his black throne
and walks slowly toward Anakin.
DOOKU
Darth Vader. I can already sense that Palpatine was
wise to recruit you. I can feel your Force Power.
ANAKIN
Although many years have passed, Dooku, I have not
forgotten what you did to me. Now you are old and
feeble and tired.
DOOKU
Why do you speak this way, apprentice? Surely you can
see that taking your arm was a necessary part of
feeding your hatred.
ANAKIN
And now I will take advantage of this hatred, to revenge
myself upon you.
(Anakin draws his lightsaber)
DOOKU
I guess that’s fair enough, young Vader.
Anakin whirls and twirls with his lightsaber. Dooku blocks his blows, but he is
obviously outmatched. Anakin chops off his arm. Dooku is shocked!
DOOKU
I didn’t think you’d really do it, Vader. You are
truly a fool, Vader. Darth Carnage shall tear you to
pieces for this!
ANAKIN
I would not count on that.
Darth Carnage steps out from the shadows. Has he been there the whole time!?
DARTH CARNAGE
I serve a new master now.
ANAKIN
We are going to kill him now, right?
DARTH CARNAGE
I thought that we were going to.
Darth Carnage slowly extends the blade of his Dark-Saber. Anakin and Darth Carnage
descend upon him with fury. We see Dooku makes a terrified and pleading face in a
close-up and then the scene ends.
INT – YODA’S MEDITATION ROOM – NIGHT
YODA hovers with a troubled look on his face. His eyes are closed really tight with
the strain of thinking and sensing things. The PINK JEDI WITH THE TALL HEAD sits
beside him, concentrating similarly. Yoda opens his eyes.
YODA
I sense that a new Darth has risen he has.
PINK JEDI
What can we do? Is there hope?
YODA
Shhh. There may yet be hope there may be. Prepare
the Yoda Pool we must.
PINK JEDI
This development is troubling for the Jedi.
EXT – ANAKIN’S ESTATE – DAY
The BLACK GUY touches down in a large Jedi Spaceship on Anakin’s lawn. OBIE WAN
runs toward the ship, and Artoo and Threepio amble along behind him.
OBIE WAN
Thank you for picking me up. I fear that I don’t
know where Anakin might be.
BLACK GUY
The Jedi spotted him on Coruscant recently, but
it is clear that he was there only for a brief time.
OBIE WAN
Do we know who he visited or what he did?
BLACK GUY
He did not go and see Yoda, which I think was
intentional. Yoda was hurt by this, as you might
imagine.
OBIE WAN
I see. Where did he go then?
BLACK GUY
He may have gone to see Palpatine, the new Emperor
of the Republic.
OBIE WAN
Palpatine is a good man and a wise ruler; perhaps
he talked some sense into him. Come on, let’s get
out of here, we will talk on the ship.
They get into the ship, along with Artoo and Threepio, and leave into space.
INT – THE SLAVE ONE
OBIE WAN and THE BLACK JEDI are tied up on a wall looking nervous. BOBA FETT paces in
front of them, examining their faces.
OBIE WAN You must let us go, Boba Fett. The fate of the galaxy
may rest in our hands.
BOBA FETT Shut up! One of you killed my father, and you are not going anywhere
until somebody admits it!
OBIE WAN This is foolishness! Your father tried to kill the Jedis!
BOBA
FETT Liar! You lie! My father was in league with the most powerful Jedi of all, Count Dooku! Now, one of you must
admit it before I gut you both!
Obie Wan and the Black Guy stare at him in angry silence.
BOBA FETT I
know that one of you did it. In fact, I even know which one of you it was. Now just admit it, and we can all get
out of here.
The Jedis still don’t say anything.
BOBA FETT (stares at Obie Wan) Wouldn’t
you like to leave? I think you know who it was. Wouldn’t you like to tell me, and then maybe that person,
whoever it was, might admit it?
Obie Wan spits on the floor in contempt. Boba Fett slaps him in the face.
BOBA
FETT This is not a game, Jedi! (he turns to the Black Guy) Don’t you have anything to tell me? I’ll
let you go if you just admit that you were wrong.
BLACK GUY Well...
BOBA FETT Go on.
We are putting this all behind us now, Jedi.
BLACK GUY Yes, I killed Jango Fett, with my lightsaber.
Boba
Fett pulls out a knife and stabs the Black Guy all of the sudden! The Black Guy looks at him with an expression full of
sadness and surprise.
OBIE WAN NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
Boba Fett stares at the dying black
guy. He wipes his knife against his pants and slowly turns to face Obie Wan.
INT – PROTOTYPE TYE FIGHTER
DARTH CARNAGE mans the controls as Anakin paces moodily behind him.
DARTH
CARNAGE I do not understand why we must go to Coruscant, a hotbed of Jedi activity. We must keep a low profile, master.
ANAKIN No
not tell me what to do. If you must know, we are going there to rescue my son, Chappie, from the hands of a demented
Jedi.
DARTH CARNAGE A son? Why was Palpatine and my Master not made aware of this?
ANAKIN Chappie
is my own business. I must get him back from Obie Wan before he turns him into a fruit. He has named him Luke already.
DARTH
CARNAGE Obie Wan... I have met him. I fought with him briefly. He is quite strong, and strong and powerful with
The Force.
ANAKIN His only power is to hold me back!
DARTH CARNAGE Yes, well he seemed
powerful.
EXT – PALPATINE’S APARTMENT
The Prototype TYE Fighter touches down on the roof, and ANAKIN
and DARTH CARNAGE hop out. PALPATINE storms up to meet them, full of pompous bluster.
PALPATINE You fools!
You cannot be seen together on Coruscant! You will blow this thing wide open!
ANAKIN Where is Padme,
master? I must see her.
PALPATINE No! You must not! She must not know of our plans.
ANAKIN She
has something of mine that I must get back from her.
Palpatine looks quizzical, and then his face takes on a twisted
smile.
PALPATINE A... son? Oh Anakin, I’m so proud of you! Is he a boy or a girl?
ANAKIN
He is a boy, my lord. He is small and bald and fat, like a
normal baby. He must be less than a day old. He was taken
from me by Obie Wan and Padme.
PALPATINE I will give you Padme’s address. Please wear normal clothes to
avoid suspicion.
ANAKIN Very well.
INT – APARTMENT COMPLEX – OUTSIDE PADME’S ROOM
DARTH
CARNAGE and ANAKIN, wearing simple tan robes, stand outside nervously.
ANAKIN You wait out here, Darth Carnage.
You might scare her.
DARTH CARNAGE I am a pretty scary looking guy!
ANAKIN Okay, be cool.
Anakin
knocks on Padme’s door. PADME opens it, holding young Leia.
ANAKIN I am here for my child, Padme. Give
him to me now.
PADME Anakin! How did you find me!
Padme tries to slam the door, but Anakin puts
his ankle in the door.
ANAKIN The child! Give him to me!
PADME This child? This is not our
child, I am holding this child for a friend. See, she is a girl.
PADME opens the child’s drawers to reveal
her genitalia.
ANAKIN I see... but where is Chappie?
PADME {annoyed} Luke is far
away from here, and far away from you. I heard what you said about being called Darth.
ANAKIN It
is true, although I sense a presence here, it does not seem to be his. I will go now, but you have not seen the
last of me!
PADME Well you know what, I hope I have.
Anakin removes his ankle from the door and storms
out, limping. Darth Carnage follows.
INT – SLAVE ONE
We rejoin the scene as BOBA FETT stares menacingly at OBIE WAN. He raises his knife
and steps toward him.
OBIE WAN
Thank god you killed him!
Boba Fett stops and looks puzzled.
BOBA FETT
What on earth do you mean, Jedi?
OBIE WAN
He was a terrible tyrant! The Jedis all hated him!
BOBA FETT
So why were you with him if he was bad?
OBIE WAN
We feared his power! He was an evil mastermind!
BOBA FETT
Is this why he killed my father? Because he was
some sort of bad jedi?
OBIE WAN
You had better believe it, Boba! Now come on, let
me go, we have to stop my friend from getting his
child back!
BOBA FETT
Sure thing, Jedi, let’s get to it!
Boba Fett unties the ropes holding Obie Wan’s hands. Obie Wan pulls Boba Fett’s
cape over his helmet and knocks him out with a knee to the face! He drags him into
the Slave One’s utility closet and bars it shut with a wrench.
OBIE WAN
The old Jedi Mind Trick has won me another battle!
I should of thought of that before he killed the
Black Guy though.
Obie Wan picks up his lightsaber and runs to the room across the hall where ARTOO
and THREEPIO are tied up. He uses his lightsaber to cut their ropes.
THREEPIO
Master Obie Wan, you’re alive! Is the Black Guy
okay?
OBIE WAN
I’m afraid he did not make it.
ARTOO
(mournful whistle)
OBIE WAN
Now come on, let’s get back to Coruscant!
Obie Wan seizes the controls of the Slave One and it flies off into space.
Fade in with swelling trumpets to the busy skyways
of Dantoonine.
The skies are bustling with all spaceships of all shapes and sizes,
moving to and fro between the tall brown buildings.
ONE SHIP zooms into the foreground, zipping lightly along very close to the ground.
A HAMMERHEAD is walking by with some friends and the spaceship swoops by
right over his head. The HAMMERHEAD ducks and shakes his fist.
HAMMERHEAD: Jedi PooDoo!
Wash to a small apartment building. OBI-WAN and ARTOO approach a small door.
OBI-WAN looks grim and pensive.
OBI-WAN: I'm not looking forward to this, Artoo.
Arrtoo whistles mournfully.
The door whooshes open and Maala Windu, a severe-looking black woman
is standing before them. She smiles warmly.
MAALA: Obi-Wan! This is a surprise!
She gives OBI-WAN a loving hug, and attempts to kiss him, but OBI-WAN
pulls away with embarrassment.
Cut to Artoo whistling with confusion as his head swivels around.
MALA: It is OK, Obi! Master Windu is far away battling Rankors!
He has no knowledge of your visit here! (concerned)
You were not followed here by him, were you?
OBI-WAN: I'm afraid not. (takes MALA's hands)
Jedi Master Windu has been killed.
A single tear drops from MALA'S beautiful eye. WE SEE it land in
slow-motion on Artoo and burst in a beautiful halo.
MALA: I know... somehow...I've known all along.
OBI-WAN: (startled) You do? But how could you...(realizes)
MALA: I have something of the Force in me as well, Obi.
OBI-WAN: But you have no midichlorians in you! I checked you myself!
MALA: You have not checked me out for the midichlorians since
before the Clone Wars, Obi-Wan. I have lots of them now. We have
found a way to cultivate them by using a hyperdrive motivator.
OBI-WAN: But...that's brilliant! Who thought of such a -
Enter a suave-looking black child clad in royal blue pajamas.
LANDO: Daddy! Daddy! (sees OBI-WAN, slows)
MALA: I have some bad news, little one.
LANDO: (eyes widening) No....
INT.
INDUSTRIAL CHAMBER
THREEPIO, tied to a girder, watches anxiously as the carbonite
block containing PADME is raised out of the machine by two
IMPERIAL SOLDIERS, WILKINS and DINN, who for some reason
aren't clones.
THREEPIO
Well rust my bolts!
How dreadful!
VADER enters in his floating wheelchair without wheels.
He notices the PADME SLAB.
DARTH VADER
Yes... Very good. Now
she will be my silent,
beautiful bride for all
eternity! Were there
any complications?
WILKINS
No, but... just before
we froze her, she said
the name... "Anakin."
DARTH VADER
Don't ever call me that!
Sargeant Wilkins, fetch me
my lightsaber!
WILKINS
Yes, sir.
WILKINS exits and returns with the lightsaber. VADER uses the
Force to wedge the handle between his knees and turn it on,
then drives his wheelchair forward, piercing WILKINS with the
blade. He falls over dead, the saber still protruding from his chest.
DARTH VADER
Now, I will need a cybernetic
spinal column because mine
burned up in the lava. Wilkins,
fetch me that droid!
He gestures with his eyes toward THREEPIO.
DINN
Uh, he can't, sir. Wilkins
is dead.
DARTH VADER
Don't you tell me what Wilkins
can and can't do! Fetch me my
lightsaber!
DINN retrieves the lightsaber from WILKINS' corpse and wedges it
between VADER's knees again. VADER drives forward into DINN,
killing him.
DARTH VADER
Let that be a lesson to you,
Wilkins. Don't question my
orders. Now untie that droid.
We have work to do.
Diagonal wash to the bridge of a
Federation cruiser. Obi-Wan strides back
and forth impatiently.
OBI-WAN: Pilot! How long until we reach Tatooine!
PILOT: Pretty soon, sir!
OBI-WAN (muttering to himself Not soon enough.
(thumbs comlink) Engineering! Can't we go any faster?
ENGINEER (in Chinese accent): This ahs fahst ahs
we cahn goh, mahstah!
Padme enters.
OBI-WAN: Padme!
PADME: Obi-Wan. I found someone who can help us
reach Tatooine ahead of Anakin!
Sergeant Ackbar enters, clad in the simple gray cloak of the Mon Clameri
underling
SERGEANT ACKBAR (gruffly): General Kenobi.
We have found a way to reroute power to the auxillary
thrusters to increase propulsion by 40%!
PADME: Oh!
OBI-WAN: Well done, Sergeant!
SERGEANT ACKBAR(gruffly): With our new power
dispersal we should reach the target in a few hours!
PADME: You have stuff hanging off your chin.
SERGEANT ACKBAR (gruffly): This is like a beard.
OBI-WAN (amused): But the Mon Clamari are a hairless race!
JAR JAR BINKS: Meesa ne wanga gotta beard, and
muy muy peoples gon' be wantin' one twosie! (trips, falls)
SERGEANT ACKBAR: (coughs gruffly)
OBI-WAN: You serve the Alliance well... Commander!
PADME: That shit's gross.
INT – YODA CHAMBER
ANAKIN and OBIE WAN are fighting each other with lightsabers, precariously close to
the Yoda Pool. They jump around on things, and they keep almost hitting each other
but then one of them will duck just in time and not get hit. There is a bead of
sweat on Obie Wan’s brow, and his usually lighthearted temperament is tempered with
steely angriness.
ANAKIN
You shall not knock me in! I am more powerful
than you have ever been, former master. I am more
powerful than ANYONE has ever been!
OBIE WAN
Anakin, you must let the Yoda Pool cleanse you
of your dark-side taint!
ANAKIN
My name is still Darth Vader now!
ANAKIN lunges at Obie Wan and their struggle continues.
INT – PADME’S BEDCHAMBERS – DAY
PADME is rocking LEIA in her arms and looking worried. Leia coos and gurgles like a
baby would. Padme is clearly waiting for something... or someone! There is a knock
at the door. Padme answers it, and it is JAR JAR.
JAR JAR
Massa, me got a message fo’ ya, from massa
Bail Organa. He wanna take yo baby, chile.
PADME
Bail Organa? I am reluctant to trust a senator
now that Palpatine has declared himself Emperor.
JAR JAR
He naw senator no mo,’ chile. He a king now! Yo
baby gonna be a princess!
PADME
Well I suppose that sounds pretty good. Would
you take it to him now?
JAR JAR
Sho’nuff, massa.
Jar Jar takes little Leia in his arms and exits. Padme sits in a chair and weeps,
because she is sad that both of her babies are gone.
INT – YODA CHAMBER
OBIE WAN continues to battle ANAKIN above the Yoda Pool.
OBIE WAN
If you will not listen to reason, I shall have to
knock you into the Yoda Pool by force!
ANAKIN
Never! My midichlorians will remain just as they are!
OBIE WAN
But Anakin, your midichlorians have turned evil and
are destroying the balance in your body! Can you not
see what you have turned into!
ANAKIN
I have turned into... A GOD!
Anakin and Obie Wan fight some more. We see PALPATINE step out of the shadows,
outside their field of view. Palpatine pulls a bubbling potion out of his cloak and
holds it over the Yoda Pool.
PALPATINE
Obie Wan is a fool! I shall taint the Yoda Pool,
And Anakin will NOT be healed when he falls in,
but will instead be turned... turned into a
terrible robot of the Dark Side!
Palpatine pours the potion into the Yoda Pool, which turns from a cool minty blue
to a terrible swirling red and black color. Is it good or what?!?
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